Britney’s Big Comeback?

Well well well….The former lean, mean dancing machine known to the world as Britney Spears seems to dodging the gym these days. Nevermind all of the tabloid stories and her personal life, the bottom line is that Britney looks like hell. One look at this picture and all of those who want to spear Britney will have a field day. Poor Britney….life is so hard for her anymore…

Now that Britney is trying so hard to make a comeback, the first thing she needs to do is get back in shape – Lose the gut, the lovehandles, and the sagging underarms, and get those rock – hard abs back that she’s known for. This can’t be that hard for her, as Ms. Spears has tons of money, so hiring a personal trainer and buying a good treadmill shouldn’t be a problem (maybe you can find one at LifeSpan Fitness). All she needs is the motivation, something that all of her “Yes” people are stealing from her. If they keep doing that, they’ll be looking for a new celebrity to bring down.

Britney, every teenage boy needs you right now. Please, get back to the Britney we knew four years ago, before the botched marriages, two kids, rehab, drugs, late night parties and public meltdowns. And for the love of God, memorize your words before you try to lip – sync them onstage in front of millions of people…I mean c’mon, right now K – Fed has a more vibrant career than you do. Get it together!