Annoying People at the Gym

I was reading an article that listed the 10 Most Annoying People at the Gym:

1. The Couple
2. The Goddess
3. The dude sitting too close on the stretching mat
4. The over-motivated personal trainer
5. The person setting a world record for speed on the elliptical machine
6. The locker-room phone talker
7. Wearers of ill-fitting gym clothing of the small persuasion
8. The racquetball super-enthusiasts
9. The locker room mirror hog
10. The people outside the giant window watching us run