In Response to “The Skinny…”

IN RESPONSE TO “The Skinny…”:

THIS IS DISGUSTING:

THIS IS NOT:

In response to all of the traffic and comments The Public Gym has gotten to the “Hey Ladies…” post, a second post was in order. Anorexics are apparently very sensitive people. They really get on their broom when you post something negative about them…it must be the lack of food. What makes anorexics so special that they have to comment derogatory things on this site? The answer is: They’re NOT special!! They have issues like everybody else, only their issues a lot more noticeable, like when they turn sideways, they disappear.

Since every anorexic wanted facts to go along with us making fun of them, here it goes! Because of very poor nutritional health, anorexia leads to:

- damage of almost every organ, including the brain, heart, kidneys, liver, GI tract, bones, teeth, skin and hair

- Low blood pressure

- Abnormally slow heart rate

- Muscle loss

- reduced bone density

- Dehydration, eventually leading to kidney failure

- Dry and brittle hair and skin

- Retarded growth

Do you know, very skinny boys and girls, what this eventually leads to? DEATH! You will die for the sole purpose of staying skinny. Not thin, skinny…What brought you to this point in your life? Was it peer pressure? Over – achievement? A burning desire to be the best looking? Whatever it was, I’m sure it wasn’t to slowly and painfully kill yourself. Here’s another fact: Over 1000 women die annually from anorexia. Don’t worry though, it won’t happen to you…morons. Maybe you’ll be in the 1000 next year, or the year after. You’ll all eventually die, though, if you don’t get help. If you want help, here’s a start: Info@waldenbehavioralcare.com. Contact this agency if you’re so sick of starving yourself that you’d bring yourself to eat a gas station hot dog, but you just can’t do it. Jump out of your self – righteous tower and go to the hospital where you need to be fed intravenously because your stomach can’t handle anything solid. The only good thing that could come out of anorexia is that if the human race suddenly went to cannibalism, you’d all get eaten last.

While we’re at it, here’s some facts about me, the administrator of this site:

- Your truly is a recovering alcoholic and drug addict

- I once weighed 255 lbs. I’m now down to 164 with a body fat percentage of 7.5 and I didn’t starve myself! How ’bout that?!?! It’s probably still too fat for you people, though…

- As a result of a car accident and glass flying into my eye, I can only see out of the left one now

Yeah, I’ve had my problems, just like you. I could go on and on about my problems, but I don’t really care and neither does anyone else. I don’t preach about it and I’m not insecure about anything. I also don’t take any of that list seriously. I did what anybody else would have done – I fixed it. I did it the right way too – the hard way. I received treatment and I have a daily regimen that I go through to keep myself on track. I didn’t take a pill, I didn’t starve myself, I didn’t look for the easy way out, especially the weight loss. I ate right, I hit the gym, I still hit the gym, I still eat right and I look great, which I can’t say for you conceited string beans. The bottom line is:

- You can’t take life too seriously, you won’t make it out alive -

Your disease on the other hand, should be taken seriously. Instead of commenting on here about how horrible anorexia is and that The Public Gym shouldn’t make fun of it, go out and get some help.

One more note, and I’ll end on this. This site is meant for PARODY only. If you want real hardcore facts and figures, go somewhere else. The Public Gym is to inform AND entertain (at people’s expense, mind you), but we tend to focus more on entertaining. Besides, people that see life as anything more than pure entertainment are totally missing the point.

I’m hungry, you want to split a pizza?